How I Spent My Summer Vacation by Professor Basanta

I'M ON A BOAT, I'M ON A BOAT
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME
CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT



I'M ON A BOAT, TAKE A LOOK AT ME
STRAIGHT FLOWIN ON A BOAT
ON THE DEEP BLUE SEA



GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS
AND MY FLIPPY FLOPPIES



I'M FLIPPIN BURGERS, YOU AT KINKOS
STRAIGHT FLIPPIN COPIES



I'M RIDIN ON A DOLPHIN
GETTING EVERYBODY ALL WET

BUT THIS AIN'T SEA WORLD
THIS IS REAL AS IT GETS
I'M ON A BOAT
DON'T YOU EVER FORGET



I'M ON A BOAT AND
IT'S GOING FAST AND
I GOT A NAUTICAL THEMED
PASHMINA AFGHAN

I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD
ON A BOAT LIKE LEO
IF YOU'RE ON THE SHORE
YOU'RE SURE NOT ME-OH



FORGET LAND, I'M ON A BOAT
FORGET TREES, I CLIMB BUOYS

GONNA FLY THIS BOAT TO
THE MOON SOMEHOW



LIKE KEVIN GARNETT
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE



NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A BOAT
IT'S A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD



POSEIDON, LOOK AT ME
NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY
WHEN A BIG BOAT COMING MY WAY
BELIVE ME WHEN I SAY



I MET A MERMAID, WENT ON A COUPLE DATES,
FELL IN LOVE, GOT MARRIED, HAD A COUPLE OF MERKIDS.
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?

SEE, THERE'S ONE OF THEM NOW