Detective Stabler: So your statement is that you lost control of the car going around a curve and slid off the road. Then you crashed through a fence and hit a utility pole.
Detective Benson: And you feel that you were injured because the airbags did not deploy properly?
Driver: Yes, that is accurate.
Detective Benson: So what happened to the car after the accident? You haven't shown me any smashed up cars.
Driver: Well, it wasn't my car, so I just let my landlady take care of it. They might have had it fixed, they might have scrapped, I really dunno.
Detective Stabler: Had you been drinking that night, sir?
Driver: Err, I, yuh.... No.
Detective Stabler: Are you sure about that? Wanna rethink your answer? Is there anything else you want to tell us about that night?
Driver: Nope, can't think of anything.
Detective Benson: We found the car underwater in a tidal channel.
Driver: I DOUBT THAT!
Oh.
Detective Benson: We also found a dead girl in the car. Anything you wanna tell us about that, SENATOR TED KENNEDY?
boo, poor form
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