Monday, August 31, 2009

SPOLIATION ALERT!



Detective Stabler: So your statement is that you lost control of the car going around a curve and slid off the road. Then you crashed through a fence and hit a utility pole.

Detective Benson: And you feel that you were injured because the airbags did not deploy properly?

Driver: Yes, that is accurate.

Detective Benson: So what happened to the car after the accident? You haven't shown me any smashed up cars.

Driver: Well, it wasn't my car, so I just let my landlady take care of it. They might have had it fixed, they might have scrapped, I really dunno.

Detective Stabler: Had you been drinking that night, sir?

Driver: Err, I, yuh.... No.

Detective Stabler: Are you sure about that? Wanna rethink your answer? Is there anything else you want to tell us about that night?

Driver: Nope, can't think of anything.

Detective Benson: We found the car underwater in a tidal channel.

Driver: I DOUBT THAT!



Oh.

Detective Benson: We also found a dead girl in the car. Anything you wanna tell us about that, SENATOR TED KENNEDY?











Monday, August 24, 2009

First Day of School = Schoolhouse Rock, Obviously

Anybody see anything wrong in the video?










Yeah, that looks nothing like Hawaii.





Will there be no justice for the proud Hawaiian people?


Sunday, August 23, 2009

We're Back!!!

GET EXCITED.

OR DIE TRYING.

NOW HERE'S A SHRIMP ON A TREADMILL.